Dirty, Dirty Dogs!

I am a dirty dog. And I like it.

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Today, I ran in the grass. And the sloppy, gumbo mud. While it rained.

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And I had soooo much fun!

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Running in the mud makes me itchy!

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I didn’t run in the mud, but I do have a big wad of cockleburrs in my long coat. Mama doesn’t like it. At. All. She says I’m the dirtiest Papillon in the world!

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The corgi dog is MJ. Jake is the English Sheperd. And the mangy, traitorous (because he’d rather play outside with Jake and MJ than hang on the couch with me), one-eyed Papillon is Higgins.

The War: As Told by the Ranch Dogs

“Shhhhhhh! You dumb boys need to hush up! I heard something!”

“MJ, why must you always be bossing us?” whispers Higgins the Papillon?

“Yeah. You’d think she owns this joint or something”, says Jake the English Shepherd.
“I’ve been around here longer than you!”

“Me too!” Chimes in Higgins.

“Oh for crying out loud, boys! I can’t hear a thing over your incessant chattering! I may be the youngest here, but the humans say I mind the best and that I’m smartest! Maybe you both should take lessons from me! Shhhhhhhhhh! There! There! I heard it! It’s a coyote for sure.”

It was true. In the distance you could hear the cries and howls of the coyotes. Recently, this has become a nearly nightly battle of volleying cries, between the ranch dogs and wild dogs of the wilderness here.

“Woooooof!” says MJ’s bass voice, as her long sleek corgie/border collie body slinks forward. “It’s on!”

“Arrrrffff, Aaaaaaarrrrrf, Whooooooof!” sounds Higgins’ high pitched toy-sized dog bark.

“Grrrruffff! Gruffff! Brrrrrrroooooooof!” yowls Jake tenor voice.

Again, the coyotes howl, though this time, they’re really close to the house.

“Jake! Higgins! You two go north and check out that side of the yard. I’ll go West and hold ‘em off! We’ve got to protect the humans!”

More barking. More coyote whimpering. More barking. And Barking. And barking.

“Dogs! MJ! Higgins! Jake!”

“Crap. It’s Jenn. We should go see what she wants. Doesn’t she know we’re trying to keep her safe?”

“MJ, I’m sure she does, but we’re probably also keeping her awake. You know those crazy humans don’t sleep during the day like we do. They sleep at night, with the windows open. I’m sure we don’t ever bother my Zach. He isn’t really one to get bothered.”

“Don’t patronize me, Jake. I know exactly how they sleep. Grrrrrrrr… I sleep outside my Kelsey girl’s room!”

“MJ, you talk too much!”

“What! Me? Higgins! You’re the mouthiest dog I know when it comes to yapping and howling and such. You may not be bossy but you’re definitely a chatty Cathy when you see someone new, or when your Jenn appears for the first time. Don’t go telling me I talk too much!”

And with that, three dogs, with wagging tails arrive on the porch and are then locked up in the laundry room, so that I can get some sleep. And the war is left to be continued on another night.

The Chicks are Here!

My adorable, chirping, feathered friends arrived from New Mexico yesterday! I have anticipated this day all winter! If you’re wondering what kind of chickens I opted to get, I chose the Giant Cochin- they have feathered feet! I purchased several different varieties, though I’m not sure yet, which ones the hatchery sent me. There are black, barred, buff, white, partridge, and blue colors. I think there’s at least one barred one in there- and I’m hoping that it’s a hen (Yours truly has no idea how to sex a chicken- dad can you help?)! The barred ones are really pretty. Ok. So they’re all gonna be pretty! Anyway, I’m really excited. I’ll keep you posted on thier progress. In the meantime have some pictures of them!

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Mr. Higgins

Some of you know, and some of you don’t, that I have the most adorable little Papillon in the whole wide world. I love my Higgins dog! About 10 days ago his left eye started bothering him and he started sneezing a lot too, so I put him on some Children’s Benadryl and a daily eye wash with baking soda and warm water. It didn’t get any worse, but It didn’t get any better either. This past weekend when the blizzard was blowing through, his eye became very cloudy and inflamed and really stopped looking right. So yesterday, since the weather had broken, I took him to Ft. Pierre to the vet. I had no idea what they’d tell me, but I figured that he would probably lose the eye, because it just didn’t look right. Turns out he had, at some point in the weekend, sustained a puncture to his eyeball so the entire eye had to be removed this morning. I’m doing pretty good with this, and though he won’t ever look the same again, at least I may get another 7 -9 years of companionship out of my little *Boo- Boo Dog*.

Who Rules The Roost?

Friday night I met up with Jill, her husband BLW, Bethanie and Leslie, and a couple of their friends for Sushi. As a side note, I’ve discovered Hawaian White Tuna. OMG! Yummy!

We then we headed out to the Houston Street Bar and had a blast. The group slowly dwindled until it was just Jill, BLW and I, so we decided to head over to Cadillac’s at Northside in the Stockyards.

Jill and I walked in only to discover Jackie Dube, who we promptly pulled up a chair and BS’d with for about an hour and half. Jill was completely in heaven! She’s agreed to yell at me when I come down for San Antone so I’m super pumped about that. She was very cordial and hugged us both when she left. We closed down the bar, and then headed back to Jill’s. On the way we grabbed Taco Bell, which at 6:30 in the morning decided to disagree with me, and I was down and out for the count the better part of Saturday which sucked, because I was going to meet up with Leslie again, as well as my friend Kat. But alas, I was feeling so bad from that food, that I couldn’t muster up the strength.

Crap. I’ve digressed. Again. I really need to get to the point of this story, which is to say that a few weeks ago, Jill tried to set their house on fire, which in and of itself isn’t funny. However her husband is a fire captain so that makes it ironic and funny both. She managed to burn up the stove and the cabinet above the stove. So her house is in disarray with no furniture in it, save for the master bedroom which is the first room they redid. They still have to repaint and pull off the popcorn ceiling and all sorta other stuff. Anyway, I was put up on the floor in the living room on a kick ass air mattress.

I guess I should say, before I go further, that Jill is just a few critters short of a zoo! There are 5 cats, 3 Daschounds, 1 Austrailian Shepherd, 2 ferrets and 15 head of horses. I awoke at 6:30 to find, 2 Daschounds in bed with me. I don’t mean, laying next to me, I mean, under the covers all snuggled in! Two cats at the foot of the bed, and an Australian Shepherd laying right next to me, taking up the other half of the bed. So I ask you, who is in charge at this house? Clearly, it’s not a human being!

Needless to say, at the very least I was warm and snuggled in with all those critters, but I have never before had that many animals in a bed with me at one time. I think it’s pretty safe to say that the dogs and cats are in charge. Not Jill and BLW.

The Tricked Out Photos

I played with some of these last night and had a blast while I was doing it. I do not, nor have I ever claimed to be a photographer. But I am artistic- at least that’s my perception of me.






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A Run


Into and with the coyote.

I bought some running shoes last week. It was time. Remember how I’d said I’d gained 10 lbs since I’ve been here? Well I can’t shake it, simply by riding. So I opted to go back to running. I like to run, I really do but I’ve always been a swing runner- meaning I keep it up until I like the way I look, then I back off, and might go down to two-three days a week running, and if I skip a week, well no loss there. I’ve never been consistent in other words.

So Saturday I set out to run until my legs fell off. I know, probably not the smartest thing to do, but it’s just been a bit under 8 months since I quit and I wanted to know where my legs and heart and lungs stood. So I headed out down the cow trail to the river. Altogether it was probably close to three miles and I maybe ran a mile and 3/4 of it. It’s these hills. It’s down hill to the river, but not so much on the way back. Yesterday I called the fellow family runner, a former UT athlete, aka my brother Zach (who was btw, a big twelve champion) about these hills. His words were, well you just have to keep it at- and don’t run so far. Then he tells me to run just under two miles or so, walk another mile, and sit on the bike at night- the bike that I don’t have because well, my ex-husband is holding it hostage. Five days a week minimum, Jenn. Thanks, bro. Thanks for those words of encouragement!

Anyway, I digress. The horses turned out here by the house- in the pasture between the house and the river- followed me on my Saturday run, and of course when I got back, I gave them a bale of alfalfa. Nothing like a herd of thundering hooves behind you when you’re running!

Sunday I set out on the same route, seeing as how that cow/horse trail is the best worn path I have to follow, at least for about a quarter mile, and since I’m in rattlesnake country, I’m not particularly inclined to run too far off the beaten path, though it’s been cool- say mid to upper 50s so the snakes aren’t probably moving too fast. I went about 2/3 of the way to the river, and decided my legs hurt enough so it was time to turn around. I get back about 1/3 of the way home and Higgins, my running buddy starts off after a coyote. Lovely. So I holler at the little dog and tell him to come back, and then of course I wave my arms at the coyote and he starts off up the same hill I’m running up, though he’s about 20 yards away. He parallels me for a short while, looking back and over at me, trying to decide what to make of me. He did this until I was just about half a mile from the house. Of course I knew he was going to eat me and I’m frantically searching for something to pick up to throw at him if he were to get close enough again. I found a stick, and then I found three rocks. I carried them all the rest of the way!

I am terrified I’ll run into him again and that he’ll eat me. I googled it and apparently, coyotes don’t eat people, they’re just very curious creatures. They’re related to dogs, so if he were to attack me, I’d know by his body language. I don’t want him to attack or eat Higgins though, so I’m not sure what to do there. Higgins loves to run with me.

I didn’t run into him/her yesterday.

And today the high is 47 with winds out of the SSE at 25-35 MPH and tomorrow there’s snow in the forecast. So I can’t say I’m craving going out in any of that to run.

Our Cats, They Rule!

Reeses has caught a mouse last night and the night before!

Go kitty! I would like to think that her little sister, Turtle,isn’t completely worthless, but I’ve not seen her with a mouse yet, so until I see the evidence, she’ll be considered not quite as cool as Reeses.

Photos of the New Cats and Porcupine

 

 

 

 
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