So I’m freakin’ tired of the damn computer at the gas station asking me if I’d like car wash.
NO! I do not want my car washed. It won’t fit through your car wash anyway. STOP Asking!
I’m really also tired of the stupid computer at the gas station only letting me fill up to $75 worth of fuel in my truck. It needs like at least $85. And I’m not about to run two transactions to fill my tank. For crying out loud people, you pre-approve it anyway!!!
Also, if you’re going to bridle your horse, can you make sure that the bit actually sits in the corner of his mouth? And I really mean the corners. Not an inch below the corner. The CORNER!
I’m tired and grouchy. Deal with it.