We have four dogs; well really more like 3 and a quarter, because Higgins doesn’t count as a whole dog, since he’s 1/4 the size of the others.
And they can’t stay outside.
They might get dirty.
So they can make the house dirty? And dusty, and sit on the couches, and get more dog hair everywhere? The liver and white springer has scratched one sofa already because some people can’t say NO to her since she’s so cute.
Just shoot me now.
But to put me in a better mood, lookit how cute my Higgins is: