Jenniferology

FOOD

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
Ranch! Yum!

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Sonic

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
I like anything sushi, or steak.

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
Tipping isn’t my job. But should I be going out with the girls between 15-20%. I suppose it depends on whether or not I like the server.

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
Mexican.

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Canadian Bacon, pineapples, mushrooms and japs peppers

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
I don’t normally eat toast. Flour Tortillas anyone?

Q. What is your favorite type of Gum?
Spearmint

TECHNOLOGY

Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
I have no idea. A lot.

Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
Around 75.

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
It depends. But I think it’s a horse picture.

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
2

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right.

Q. What’s your best feature?
Probably my smile.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Adenoids.

Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
Touch/feel

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
I have no idea. I think I might have been like 16. so 14 years.

Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
Does bucking hay bales count?

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
No.

BULL[CRAP]OLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Absolutely not, that would take all of the fun out of the rest of life.

Q. Is love for real?
Absolutely

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Nothing. I love Jennifer.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
I like color. Period.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
I choked on a bug by accident the other day. That’s a non-food item.

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
No.

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Probably

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Hell No!

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
That would buy me a nice horse trailer, but writing is cathartic, so probably not.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
I might consider it, and then say no. I mean, I’m no Molly Simms.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
No.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
Taking life is God’s job. Not mine. But don’t break in and expect me not to shoot at you.

Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
Yes.

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
Nothing

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
I have never seen it.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Carpet and tile; if I had no carpet, you’d get a whoo hoo from me!

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand. But who sits in the shower?

Q: Could you live with roommates?
As long as they are sane.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Not enough. Around 10 pairs.

Q: Where were you born?
Duncan, Oklahoma (Shhhhh……)

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
Does getting a speeding ticket in college count?

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Fulfilled.

LASTOLOGY.

Q: Friend you talked to?
Lacee

Q: Last person you called?
A client

Q: Person you hugged?
My husband.

FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
7 (bad, I know)

Q: Color?
Anything green or blue.

Q: Season?
Fall

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
In what context?

Q: Mood
Irritated.

Q: Listening to?
The TV (as per usual).

Q: Watching?
Nothing.

Q: Worrying about?
Horses, of course.

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
To the coffee maker

Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
I do not remember. I think that means I should watch more movies.

Q: Do you smile often?
Pretty much all the time!

Q: Are you a friendly person?
Yes! 🙂