So last month I used like an obscene, and I mean obscene, something like 3200 minutes on my cell phone.
HOW DO I DO THAT?
I used 960 anytime minutes last month.
This month, I’ve already talked 650.
Who am I talking to?
Is my phone growing out of my ear?
Do I need a blue-tooth to keep from getting a brain tumor?
What can I be saying? To whom can I be saying it?
I have (obviously) GOT to talk less. Or something.